So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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