I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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