Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
