Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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