let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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