does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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