She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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