If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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