youre lurking in front of me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
