Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
please don't ironically join a cult
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