Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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