the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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