wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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