as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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