i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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I'm peeing on your house...you up?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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