Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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