I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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