i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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