Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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