I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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