I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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