oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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