my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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