I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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