Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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