Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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