She's JV to your varsity
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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