I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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