I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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