ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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