it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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