: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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