im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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