It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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