he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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