Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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