there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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