so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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