"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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