make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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