I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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