I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My ATM looks so different sober.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize