one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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