She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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