I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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