big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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