seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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