I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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