I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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