he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize