new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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