All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
