i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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