Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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