Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
