But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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