Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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