I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
