All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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