Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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